The NES Satellite was gift from one of my youtube viewers and it sat in a box for quite some time. The main issue was it required six C cell batteries. That's a steep barrier to the luxury of a wireless infrared multi tap. Eventually though I did obtain the required batteries and wanted to put this piece of hardware through its paces so I could review it on MCTV.

Fifteen years ago I had a terrible job at a movie theater, this was actually the worst job I've ever had. Worse than cleaning air conditioners on the top of musty old yogurt factories, worse than running an aluminum press and much worse than my minimum wage chicken broasting gig (that was actually kind of mega sweet). The hours were long, the bureaucracy stifling and the head manager well he was a turd.