Hell yes comment #1! Well fuck I don't know what is funny.... PHILIPS CDI!..... Not working for you....

Sup this is stooperD and I also had an asshole in school that would talk shit like the dirt bike easter egg bs. The thing that pissed me off the most out of what he said is that in metal gear solid 3 you can find this random place in the forest and find metal gear rex and battle the shagohad anyway your show is great 5 stars.

Sometimes i get really horny watching porno DVD's on my ps2 en then i cum load on my cd drive. Its nice and at the same time its fucked-up because its really bad for the games and shit.
I think this is why a lot of PS2 consoles had problems with reading DVD and PS1 games.

Man, I wants me one of those custom paint job Genesis'! Heck, I only have MegaDrives so far! Can Europeans even compete? Well they can now anyway :P

Alright, let's think, I know! Time to tell you one of the 'drunk tales'. Let's take one of the gross ones...

I used to drink lots with friends and we'd always get a collective taxi ride back to our homes. So one night we got pretty wasted as usual and went home in a cap, but during the trip one of us threw up in the middle of the car. Us making fun of it and acting like nothing happened didn't help put the taxidriver in a better mood and he got furious and wouldn't drive on anymore and demanded 100 gilders for coverage. According to him there was a rule in the company that states that you can charge your passengers that much if they start barfing. So now we got pissed, we had to pay and wouldn't get home. So one of us asked if the rule states anything about the amount of mess and he says no, so four guys put their hand in their mouth to game some of our money's worth. Wasted some good junk food dinner on that stunt :(

For sure enter me in.

I went ahead and bought Morton's list, and me and a buddy were playing. One of our challenges was to find a way to make money. Me and my simple mind decided to make a lemonade stand. Yes, a 22 year old male was competing against a 5 year old down the street for lemonade sales. Sadly, I think I beat the 5 year old as I just bought the mix, where him and his mother actually made it out of scratch.

Enter me in to:
Once outside my job my boss was like "I'm outs fuckers I'm hot and need a cold shower" It was one of those hot musty fucking days in the city of California. I replied with "Don't forget to open up your ass cheeks and clean the chocolate doo doo chips" He looked at me like WTF?!. I explained to him that I stand ass to the shower head and spread open my butt cheeks and let the water clean my asshole. He hasn't looked at me in the eye since.

Hey, just wanted to say your CGR podcast was awesome! I love games as well, as I play games with my feet. I love Sega and CGR. Please check out my blog for proof I use my feet. :)

duhmez here with story how I got my first Super Nintendo. I was at 7/11 and I saw shiny on the grouns, it was a visa card, not mine. I called up my criminal oriented friend and he said he would LOVE to go on a shoping spree with it. This is grade 12 for me, 1991. We drive to another townand he grabs from the shelf TWO SNES action sets, the one with super mario world and TWO controllers. One set for himself, one for me. Funy thing is the clerks did not notice or care that the name on the card was clearly female, and this friend o mine was clearly a dude. He also picked up F-Zero for himself. I think each SNES set was 250$ or so in Canada dollars, and my broke ass grade 12 situation was LOVING me some FREE SNES. Next game I bought was Zelda at launch. Next thing I bought for $600 was a chinese SNES game copier, could read the game to floppy disks and play form floppy, so all my broke ass had to do after that was rent a game and copy it. Filthy pirate!

The game copier would not play SUPERFX games or the few other games that have some weird chips in them, but it did play dsp games just fine like super mario kart and some others. No megamanx2 no megemanx3 and no Yoshis island (if you did notknow, Yoshi's island has a superfx in it, but its not advertised anywhere on the package. So back in the day, the carts I owned were megamanx2, megamanx3, and yoshies island, th erest on flopy disks! Like a dumb ass I eventually sold off the SNES with game coier and ALL floppy disks for $250 5 or so years later.

You should have seen me the dayI got the SNES game copier, I nearly dropped gallons of jizz all over I was so excited about having it, and it did not disappoint. Had hundreds of games while the system was current. I tried to feel bad about it for not buying the games, but I was not having alot of cash and the games i canada were 80-100$ each for the good ones.
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WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Hope I win.

I never had a Genesis, but I actually got two Super Nintendo's in the same year, from my Dad for my birthday, and from my sister for Christmas. Ironically, my Mom played it more, because it came with the GB adapter and my teacher gave me a Gameboy she found in the lost & found, with Link's Awakening. She almost beat it, but when she got the last item the memory crapped out. So, I've recently been just getting into Sega games. Good luck to everyone and me. Sweet paint-job.

"My girlfriend had to type this comment because I'm too scared to move... There's a spider in my window."

He's a big fat pussy! XD

awesome totally want this. i type every word you read with the head of my DICK!!!

It's a waaaaaaariofan14 a here, I'd like to get the sonic genesis(I'll get that hedgehog!!!). I'll say the story of how i got into gaming in the first place. I was watching TV and a commercial comes on, it was for the PlayStation, (no not that one), the TONKA Play Station (some toy for the computer where you build stuff in the program), so I ask my aunt for the "PlayStation", so when she came over, there it was a SONY PlayStation, with Spyro and Crash. (I was like 5 or 6, I didn't know brands, and I don't even remember if the commercial was a dream or not)

Obviously i should win because i have a stompin' Grey Fox poster!

Pathetic attempt to win a Sonic Themed Genesis; the story of how i broke my original "grey brick" Gameboy. I was having a session of Pokemon Blue on the Gameboy as you do, i was dungeon crawling, this is the premise of the story. Anyway "it" suddenly ran out of battery... i had been playing for several hours so as you can imagine i was pissed off and angry having levelled up quite the amount for my Blastoise. Overcome with emotion i proceeded to give the Gameboy a Glesga kiss (Glasweigan for headbutt for those not in the know). The sly fucker left a large red mark on my forehead but i couldn't notice the pain because i was insta regretting the situation as i looked at the screen in terror! I had cracked the screen a belter and boy i was experiencing a serious amount of remorse. Quick thinking i ran upstairs so that no one would notice the damage. Copious amounts of trying in vain all ended in a stuck image on screen with a horrible bleeding crack giving me a right eyeing. Staring down the façade of the stairs i said "FUCK IT!" as i chucked that broken piece of joy. Apparently i had only 'dropped' it down the stairs meaning i was "SCOT FREE" ironically (as i am Scottish). Parents none the wiser consoled me assuring "accidents happen son".

I ended up getting a Yellow Gameboy Colour later that year as they where just being released. I also discovered today that there was a Pokemon Green released in Japan, they released it simultaneously with Red before Blue was out. News to me! lol.

GOOD LUCK! (In a Lylat Wars/Star Fox 64 ROB voice).

I'm in.

I doubt this will make you laugh, but here's my awful attempt to get another entry:

A man was sitting in a waiting room while his wife was giving birth. A few minutes later, a nurse came to talk to him.
'I've got some good news and some bad news' she said.
'What's the bad news?' the man asked.
'Your baby is ginger' the nurse replied.
'Okay, what's the good news?' asked the man.
'Your baby is dead' the nurse replied.

Yeah, I said it was bad...

Enter me in
Ok, so this story probably won't make you laugh but here goes. I wanted to get my headphones to listen to some tunes on my phone so I grabbed them off my top shelf not realising they were in my PSP 3000 and the PSP came flying off the shelf hit off my chest of drawers then my game rack filled with Mega Drive and PlayStation games, the battery and UMD then went flying accross the room and I was just thinking to my self "shit..." so I put the battery in and powered it up and the screen had like 50 cracks in the top right corner and one big one going from the top left to bottom right of the screen. So thats the story of how I ruined my PSP I got for christmas. I bought another screen for it and sorted it so its all fine now but anyway hope you enjoyed that story.

Heck yeah, enter me in! I only wish I had a funny story to tell.

Enter me in please :)
Heres a story, People at my school always seem to be talking about how the Xbox 360 is better then the PS3, I disagree completely but anyways one day one of my friends was bugging me about how the 'SUPER COOL 360 IS SO MUCH AWESOMER' and as we walked in his room and sat down he went to go turn on his 360 and then he stood shocked staring at the Red ring of death. I just sat there smiling and said 'You were saying?' He now has a PS3 XD

I am a huge CGR fan as well and it was extremely interesting to hear Mark talking about gaming stuff with you.

I will admit this is the first time I heard of your podcast. I just saw your video promoting it. I recently subscribed to you too, so I have an excuse haha.

I am only 21 so I missed out on a lot of older consoles, but I am slowly catching up on all the awesome consoles I missed out on. The Sega Genesis is one that I really want but haven't got around to acquiring yet, so would be pretty sweet if I won your Sonic themed one haha.

I got my first SEGA console 2 weeks ago actually. I found a Dreamcast with all the hook ups and a fishing controller for $25.

I just found your youtube channel recently and I am enjoying your gaming videos quite a bit, so keep making more videos man!

My username is lazyhoboguy on youtube. I have only been uploading gameplay videos for now, but maybe one day I will try doing reviews as well.

Hey, Jerry, you know me from youtube I hope. Anyway, love the podcasts and would like to win that Genesis. If you want to hear a funny story, well, to me at least, here goes. So back in the Summer of 1992, you were 10, i would estimate, they had these "Gotta have em" cards in Pepsi packs. This one kid thought he was hardcore and stole them from the local C-Town. He thwarted an attempt at being caught by this tall, buff guy and ended up getting tackled by this middle-aged woman. I laughed so hard I think I choked. I guess you had to be there to think it was funny.

Ah man, I fucking suck at telling stories, but hopefully this will translate okay over to the internet. I will throw in a video game related story. So back in 8th grade I was over at my friend's house playing this wrestling game on the Nintendo 64, there were 4 of us total. And for the sake of the story I’ll go ahead and use a couple of the kids’ names, one kid’s name was Neil and the other’s name was Tim. Well Neil kept getting his ass kicked in the game and being a real sore loser about it, when Tim said, “Hey, Neil it’s just a game.” Neil replied (while mumbling under his breathe and dead fucking serious) “yeah…..you’re just a game.” A couple seconds of silence passed before we all registered what he just said. “Wait what, did you just call Tim a game?!” Its was a phrase that I still use sometimes today, “you’re a game!” Haha, it was a fun night and that kid grew up to be an asshole anyways.

hey did you know that every member of aerosmith is a great chinese cook? no? well let me tell you a story: one day the group walked into a panda express and steven tyler orders a wok. Being the food lover that he is, steven is dissatisfied with his wok. So what does he do? He goes into the kitchen to show the cook how to make a better wok. Do you know what he told the chef? He told him to "Wok this way."

Hey Jerry this is Pie just saying hi!As for a story one time i decided to get shit drunk with my buddies, and decided to take a shit on the toilet. After literally taking a shit on the toilet i released my shit looked like it was giving me the finger, i immediately ran up stairs to tell my friends my shit was giving me the finger and after i explained it i threw up all over the floor. Mondoboob Cast for the win!

-Pielover

Hello Mr Terrifying another good cast! Here is my attempt to make you laugh. You've probably heard these god-awful jokes before but they brought a smile to my face when The Nerd picked them out of Nintendo Power magazine:

Q. What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door?
A. "Tri-FORCE"

Q. How did Link win the basketball game?
A. With his hookshot.

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I dont have a funny story but i think that genesis looks amazing!

Do you know what sound a baby makes when you cook it in the microwave? Neither do I, I was too focused on masturbating to notice.

-duhmez

Tell em that it's human nature!

Nivla here, man so many people wanting a sonic genesis, hopefully I win it, SEGA GENESIS RULEZ!!!