I’ve got a lot to say about this one.

First off Retro Kaiser left me feeling a little BUTT HURT that he didn’t mention that I was the one who requested Hulk Hogan Real American for the song request. Then again if I had to have my butt ravished by another man, I wouldn’t have had it any other way.

Porn on laser disc seems like a terrible idea, since hiding a 30 pound trash can lid in your sock drawer would prove challenging.

My curiosity got the better of me and I googled that dude blowing his brains out in the police station and even worse is that it made me end up spending about 10 minutes on some other horrible site looking at stuff that no one should ever see. I had to spend at least 20 minutes watching YouTube videos of cats playing to not feel sick inside anymore, seriously who makes a site like that and who leaves LUL comments underneath?!

THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES JERRY! Also stellar job hosting Kaiser!

Aw. I feel bad for not name dropping you for the song request. :( Glad you enjoyed the show.

I agree with DeathAdder. Porn on VHS was probably much easier to hide and use than a laserdisc. Don't get me wrong, I love the pizza-sized optical disc, but why do you need that high quality when looking at smut? Porn is nice but why go through that much trouble? Of course with the internet we never have to buy it or hide it apart from putting it in a hidden folder on our computers...

Sorry for the inconvenience with the show notes. I wasn't trying to be a pain in the ass.

As far as HMs go in your Pokemon discussion: I really enjoyed Surf as an attack. You got upwards of 20PP (or more, I don't remember) of a good water attack; better than Water Gun and not a whole lot weaker than Hydro Pump (which only gave you five shots). Otherwise, HMs suck. They should have made a super common easy-to-catch pokemon (like that goddamn Zubat) that can take all the HMs. That way you can have a good HM whore without compromising a powerful battle lineup. Plus, Flash is the most useless HM ever and you only need it one time in the first gen games at least.

Also Kaiser, the comments you read were about Shintai's cast. HIS cast did have Sonic music and background music.

I know. I was just reading the emails like they were written to me. :P

No worries Retro, butt wounds heal. I am sorry to hear about you having a JerryTerrifying in your closet. I had a JerryTerrifying under my bed once, whatever you do, DO NOT FEED IT GRAPE FAYGO AFTER MIDNIGHT!

New 3DS in July! No second nub.

Well...! It's official. If it wasn't before, it is now without a shadow of doubt(like anyone did). Nintendo is the most retarded entity in the gaming world deserve a grenade or two up the arse and made to play "Replace the pins" using the Wii-mote and nun chuck. Augmented reality at it's most painful.

I just got really excited and then really sad all with in the span on 1 second.

Oh, it gets better. To reduce cost, the new 3DS won't have an AC Adapter packed in. You have to buy it separate. WHAT THE FUCK, NINTENDO?!!

The 3DS XL will have the AC adapter packed in outside of Japan. They can get away with more in Japan. But how the fuck can they go through all of E3 saying no new 3DS' then announce a new one two weeks later and not have the major flaw fixed. Fucking stupid. Nintendo needs to pull their heads out of their asses.

My reply to the 3DS situation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4

What is this wrassle mans shit doing on my damn video game website?

An appropriate reaction Kaiser. The worst part of it all is, I was really starting to want that purple 3DS.

I wonder if Nintendo will release a larger second analogue nub add-on for the new XL. 'Cause the add-on almost makes the original 3DS the size of the XL. Could you imagine how monstrous it would be if the XL got such an add-on? Fuck.

That's the first thing I thought. Now that the 3DS has the second nub add on developers will design games for it. So the bigger 3DS will need an add on too. What a mess. Just think in 15 years asshole kids will be on Holotube talking about how the 3DS isn't that bad and how cool it is to have shitty control schemes. Fucking future hipsters.

Not even then. There are people now who are trying to justify this.