Loved the Mondo Wars Trilogy of podcasts that we got to listen to over the weekend. Just remember, Dooshebag, Darth Jerry is your Father. While Mitch the bitch is your sister, who is Shintai's love interest. You know it to be true. Just don't bother trying to fathom how Goochie Fett managed to freeze Shintai in frozen creamed cheese, or whether or not it's actually cheese. That's for Critical Failure the Hutt and his bevy of golden bikini wearing Retrokaiser clones to figure out. :P

Anyway... Circle Pad Pro for the new 3DS XL announced. Fuck you, Nintendo. Just fuck you.

I've given it alot of thought and I think I know what is going on at Nintendo. It sounds far fetched, but for a moment picture Reggie Feels-Apenis with a mustace, purple overalls, and a yellow hat...............Fucking Wario right?! Who wants Nintendo to fail more than anybody else......Wario.

Reggie Feels-Apenis is secretly Wario!