The 33D Invader is a Hong Kong adult sci-fi
comedy about a girl named Future
who travels from the year 2046 to look for a nice healthy young man
to impregnate her. She ends up in 2011 Hong Kong where she ends up
staying with a group of nerds who just can't seem to get any action,
minus one guy who has a girlfriend and funny enough that's the guy
Future wants to have her way with. Sadly Future is being hunted down
by two robot rapists (robots who rape people and not the other way
around) named Xucker 1 and Xucker 2. Xucker 1 is a male while Xucker
2 is female and their goal is like something out of the Terminator
franchise but instead of wanting to kill Future they just simply want
to rape her as once a Xucker rapes a person (male or female) it will
make them sterile and also turn them into a sex zombie. (Click "Read More" to see full article).
Our two main heroes talking bout the London Stock Exchange. |
One thing you should know about the
film is that it sells itself as a pornographic film but really isn't
unless you count it as soft-core porn but even that is a stretch as
the sex scenes are just like what you would see in Troma films. Some
people may get very turned off as the film has a graphic rape scene
that lasts around 5-10 minutes and involves a guy who has been
mutated to have a three-foot long cactus for a penis and female
butt-sex. There is also some pretty gruesome violence in the film
that also adds to the feeling of watching a Troma flick, most of them
involve penis mutilation like these three dudes that get in a fight with
the Xuckers and two of them get their dicks ripped right off and they
force the third dude to eat them giving a whole new meaning to “eat
a dick”.
Xucker 1 is ready to Xuck you up! |
The comedy in the film is pretty funny
and did get me laughing a fair bit. The film does have some
self-aware humor in it which is very hit or miss for me and in this
case I'm mixed. Some references were pretty cool while others just
felt like the film was trying to hard to be funny. The main comedy
style this film uses is the classic goofball sex humor like what you
would see in films like “Porkys”, “Revenge of the Nerds” and
“Animal House” but mixed in with some very poor taste humor much
like you would see in “South Park” and “Toxic Avenger”.
Oh hey guys. |
Now to answer the million dollar money
shot question, how's the nudity? Well you do see a lot of dudes
asses but you also see a whole bunch of naked ladies and boy do they
look good (the naked ladies, not the dudes). The nudity is mostly
female full-frontal so if you are offended to see ladies with “hair
down there” (to quote the classic film “Robocop”) grow some
balls you wuss as it's not bad looking at all and whats better is you
never see any full-frontal nudity from the men...well nearly, as you
do see some for a brief moment from the character Xucker 1. The film
also has some very crappy CG that looks like something out of a
Sci-Fi original film (well not that bad but it's still pretty
crappy).
Yo Barbra I like these new pillows you bought for me to sleep on. |
Overall, if you are fans of B-grade
films you are bound to enjoy it but if you are one of those people
who turn their noses because it's not some boring avant-garde film
like “2001:A Space Odyssey” you will...uh..turn your nose at it I
guess. Anyway I liked it but I don't see myself watching it over and
over again but I do recommend watching it nonetheless.
Title:The 33D Invader
Director: Cash Chin
Stars: Macy Wu, Chen Jyun-Yan, Akiho
Yoshizawa, Kato Takako
Genre: Comedy/ Sci-fi/ Erotic
Running Time: 80 minutes
Distributor: Madman Entertainment/
Eastern Eye
Rating: R18+ (High Impact Sex Scenes,
Sexual Themes)
Price: $29.95
Recommended: Yes (But mostly for fans
of B-movies)
1 comments:
Man, those are some hot ass bitches, too bad you said its soft core. But for this insane plot you describe, I'm going to have to find a copy someday lol.
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