I'm a solder by the numbers kind of guy so I was blown away when this thing turned on and bleeped a happy little tune.

...where our inimitable host discovers his true origin of shmup love.

Lets play the Super Nintendo Run and Gun Plattformer Metal Warriors from Lucasarts! Fight the evil Axis with bulky mech suits in SPACE!!!!

Fighting some Liches (who aint no bitches) and some Beholder rip offs...

This is the next saga of The Results! cuts, including hot finds at even hotter prices and narrated by a brand new narrator. You won't want to miss these cuts.